Gay emo or ghost emo. Both are good

I can’t spell and will never be able to

 

libraryogre:
“stratfender:
“this is like how people always say “oh this would kill a medieval peasant” girl you strongly underestimate the resilience of these fuckers. they would embrace your challenge with love and curiosity
”
And its not like gay...

libraryogre:

stratfender:

this is like how people always say “oh this would kill a medieval peasant” girl you strongly underestimate the resilience of these fuckers. they would embrace your challenge with love and curiosity

And its not like gay sprang from the Feywild, fully formed, in 1968. There is a non-zero chance that Goodman John is gonna say “You meam there are people who CELEBRATE that they gargle cock? Wrap me in this strange fabric, for I, too, van be PROUD!”

coffeepeople:

sometimes I wonder how we all survive and then I look at my best friends and I go “oh, I survive because I don’t want to leave you yet” and it makes sense. life is so hard a lot of the time, but I want one more bowl of pasta with you.

cryptotheism:

“Some cocks can’t be un-sucked. But what if I told you…” [I place a large ancient book covered in runes on the desk between us] “…some could?”

damazcuz:

Either you’re frolicking in this field with me or you’re frolicking in this field against me.

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

More people should know about Creepypodsta

A few years ago, My Friend Jeff™ who hates horror started a creepypasta discussion podcast as a joke, continued making episodes b/c people liked it, and ended up making the best horror lit discussion podcast I’ve ever heard. It ran for 200 episodes. Nobody has heard of it.

:)

#ironic that his name is jeff

oh they got some mileage outta that for sure

greelin:

people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be

sleepdopesmoker:

ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time

supergameboytwo:

catmask:

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

kosmogrl:

maybe life is all about waking up every day and trying to learn how to appreciate the beauty of the world without allowing the ugliness of everything that has happened to me in the past to interfere with it

mariautistic:

I don’t think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they’re lying about that for clit